It's a nice day, and you're hanging around, not doing much on your couch. Suddenly, you hear a knocking. One at your front door, and one at your back door. What should ya do?
When you arrive at the door, you're suddenly SQUASHED by the door slamming open. You flutter out from behind it, dizzily, and are left lying there. What are you going to do now?
Upon approaching the backdoor, you suddenly start to feel different... suddenly, you can't move, and you fall to the floor... what... you realize that you turned into a whoopee cushion!?!?
Suddenly, you're blown out the door by wind. You're flying around flatly, being carried by the wind. What's the plan now?
Oh, it works! But you're... getting wider and wider... more bloated. You're being inflated and full of air... you're getting really big. Even your eyes start to widen and expand with the air pushing against them. What now!?
No one hears, and you cannot speak at all. You stay here, not able to move. Your face has a big, toothy smile plastered on, unchanging. For two days, your door stays open, with you in front of it. What is gonna happen?
It worked!? But... uh oh... you seem different again! You're in a box? And you're... sliced? Oh, you're pizza! Oh man---this is NOT much better... or maybe it is. Who knows what you're thinking? Either way, whatcha gonna do now?
